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A task - now for other genre shows

Willow: Bite me!

Xander: Gee, Angel is such a swell guy, I think I'll go bake him some muffins.

Anya: Keep the change.

Giles: Buffy, I AM your father...(Buffy: Nooooo!!!!)

Angel: Black's too depressing, I'm switching my wardrobe to pastels.

Buffy: Nah, can't patrol...mom grounded me and I've got a lot of homework to do.




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Kai: *Rips off his clothes* Give me some sugar baby, I'm ready for hot LOVIN!

Xev: No I don't feel like it. *Stanley walks by* Ooohh, hunka hunka

Stan (The Man): Psshhh go away, I'm gay and in love with a robot head.

Lexx: Screw you all, I'm not doing anything.

Oooh!

The Official: Kiss me Bobby!
Eberts: *Looking like Alice Copper* I hate computers and filing.
Derian: I think I'll throw away my quote books.

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Let's build a snowman! He'll be our best friend! We can make him tall, or we can make him NOT so tall! WE CAN NAME HIM SHANNON BILLY BOB OR JILL!-Swan 'Cannibal:The Musical'
 
Oops I forgot:

790: Oooh, a pool party!

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Let's build a snowman! He'll be our best friend! We can make him tall, or we can make him NOT so tall! WE CAN NAME HIM SHANNON BILLY BOB OR JILL!-Swan 'Cannibal:The Musical'
 
McCoy: You're absolutely right, Spock!
Kirk: Bones, quit your bitchin' and do your job!
Spock: I was just foolin', Jim.

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When did Antony turn into Serial Mom?
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You're speaking treason! Olivia De Havilland as Maid Marian
Fluently! Errol Flynn as Robin Hood
You're talking treason! Olivia De Havilland as Arabella Bishop
I trust I'm not obscure. Errol Flynn as Dr. Peter Blood

Pallindromes of the month: Snug was I, ere I saw guns.
Doom an evil deed, liven a mood.
 
Sam Beckett after leaping into a new cliff hanger situation:

"Piece of Cake!"


Worf: "Cutesy wutesy twibbles I want to hug them and squeeze them, love them and cuddle them all over!"

McCoy: "He's not dead he's just resting Jim!" (From the Dead Ensign Parrot sketch)

Spock: "Logic? What a load of cobblers!"

There is an advert on British Tv at present with Daleks from Dr Who going round a shopping mall exclaiming "Peace! Love! Give us a Cuddle!"

Spike Milligan did a funny Dalek sketch once too (Hello darlink I'm home)

C3PO "CHARGE Kill Em Kill the blinking lot of them!"

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"We Live for the One. We die for the One!"
 
Scott Bakula on Enterprise:
"I'm as dainty as a school girl, teehee"

Oops, this is the WOULDN'T say thread, my mistake.



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Let's build a snowman! He'll be our best friend! We can make him tall, or we can make him NOT so tall! WE CAN NAME HIM SHANNON BILLY BOB OR JILL!-Swan 'Cannibal:The Musical'
 
Seven of Nine:"This outfit is so tight, my tits are numb!"

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You're speaking treason! Olivia De Havilland as Maid Marian
Fluently! Errol Flynn as Robin Hood
You're talking treason! Olivia De Havilland as Arabella Bishop
I trust I'm not obscure. Errol Flynn as Dr. Peter Blood

Pallindromes of the month: Snug was I, ere I saw guns.
Doom an evil deed, liven a mood.
 
Troi: I should have listened to my mother...

Crusher: Jean-Luc, I'm bringing sexual harrassment charges against you!

Kira: Why won't anybody marry me and make me a dutiful little housewife?!?

Kes: Hey, Captain! Stop taking "stupid pills" and listen to me, damn it!

T'Pol: I wonder if the nasal numbing agent would work on my nipples...



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"What's up, Drakh?"

Michael Garibaldi
 
Crusher: Jean-Luc, can't you find any suicide missions to send Wesley on --PLEASE?!!?

Worf: Years of using human toilet paper have made me soft...

O'Brien: Some day I'm going to transport Picard into a bulkhead!



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"What's up, Drakh?"

Michael Garibaldi
 
Mulder: I never liked you anyway, Scully!

Scully: Calm down, Mulder. After all, it's just a TV show.

A.D. Skinner: I'd love to let my hair down one night.



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"What's up, Drakh?"

Michael Garibaldi
 
Neelix: Why don't you all do me a favor and die!

Chakotay: Captain, I think it's time I showed you what my ancient forefathers did to the white man -- and especially his woman!



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"What's up, Drakh?"

Michael Garibaldi
 
Scully: Mulder, I refuse to surrender to emotional leaps in logic. There must be some scientific, empirical, objective reason why you're such a dork.

Mulder: Scully, let's just drop the pretense and screw!






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"What's up, Drakh?"

Michael Garibaldi
 

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