Big B5 update from jms!!!

[Joseph DeMartino]

Re: The drive (Are we there yet?)

But I want some fresh spoo...

Am I the only one on the site who reads that, and instantly begins thinking NC-17?

YES!



Regards,

Joe

If it's any consolation, it has long been said that "A dirty mind is its own reward."

 

[deaded]

Re: The drive (Are we there yet?)

Yep.

(Hi, I'm new but I still wasn't thinking that)

 

[StarStuff]

Re: The drive (Are we there yet?)

Come on . . . WHO HAS THE MAP?

 

[GaribaldisHair]

Re: The drive (Are we there yet?)

Forget the map ... why will you never stop to ask directions?

 

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Re: The drive (Are we there yet?)

Oh, god! I gotta go! I gotta go! I gotta go! Can we PLEASE pull over and ask for directions?

 

[Joseph DeMartino]

Re: The drive (Are we there yet?)

Forget the map ... why will you never stop to ask directions?

MAP? "We doan need no steenking map" Or no steenking directions, for that matter. Welcome to the 21st century people - where we spell "directions" "GPS"

And its 50 miles to the next rest stop, so I hope everybody's comfortable trotting off behind some rocks or bushes along the side of the road, because that's the best we're gonna do for awhile.

Regards,

Joe

 

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Re: The drive (Are we there yet?)

Directions. GPS. Wherever. Check the frelling batteries already.

Or maybe our satelite's fallen to dark forces?

 

[Zathras]

Re: The drive (Are we there yet?)

I think this whole road trip has fallen to dark forces.

 

[Elenopa]

Re: The drive (Are we there yet?)

I'M GOING TO BE SICK!!!!

 

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Re: The drive (Are we there yet?)

I think this whole road trip has fallen to dark forces.

You may have something there.

If we see any Hitchhikers with greased hair and bad suits can we run them over?

 

[Joseph DeMartino]

Re: The drive (Are we there yet?)

If we see any Hitchhikers with greased hair and bad suits can we run them over?

Nah, just try to hit 'em when we heave Elenopa out of the moving car!



Regards,

Joe

 

[Demon]

Re: The drive (Are we there yet?)

Nah, just try to hit 'em when we heave Elenopa out of the moving car!

Do you plan to hit them with the car, or with Elenopa's vomiting body? The latter would be so much more entertaining :devil:

 

[vacantlook]

Re: The drive (Are we there yet?)

And we just went to an Eeew place.

 

[Joseph DeMartino]

Re: The drive (Are we there yet?)

Nah, just try to hit 'em when we heave Elenopa out of the moving car!

Do you plan to hit them with the car, or with Elenopa's vomiting body? The latter would be so much more entertaining :devil:

Oh, by all means, the latter. And all long car trips with kids eventually end up at an "Eeew!" place, regardless of the actual destination.

Regards,

Joe

 

[Elenopa]

Re: The drive (Are we there yet?)

Nah, just try to hit 'em when we heave Elenopa out of the moving car!

Do you plan to hit them with the car, or with Elenopa's vomiting body? The latter would be so much more entertaining :devil:

Oh thank you so much! I'm not speaking to you now.

MUM! Demon's annoying me!

 

[Demon]

Re: The drive (Are we there yet?)

Nah, just try to hit 'em when we heave Elenopa out of the moving car!

Do you plan to hit them with the car, or with Elenopa's vomiting body? The latter would be so much more entertaining :devil:

Oh thank you so much! I'm not speaking to you now.

MUM! Demon's annoying me!

You ought to be grateful that I suggested a way for you to have a soft landing! :devil:

And Demons are meant to annoy people