"I get no respect!"

[Joseph DeMartino]

Re: \"I get no respect!\"

Rodney spoke to reporters as he was being admitted to the hospital for his heart operation:

"If everything goes OK I should be out in about three weeks. If it doesn't I'll be out in about an hour and a half."



"I have two beautiful children. Good thing my wife cheats on me."

"I went up with a prostitute. I dropped my pants. She dropped her fee."

Regards,

Joe

 

[Markas]

Re: \"I get no respect!\"

"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."

 

[tlsmith1963]

Re: \"I get no respect!\"

We have Rodney Dangerfield slot machines at the casino where I work. Sometimes, they play recordings of his jokes. They always make me laugh. Dangerfield was great, & I think in the end, he *did* get respect.

Tammy

 

[hypatia]

Re: \"I get no respect!\"

We have Rodney Dangerfield slot machines at the casino where I work. Sometimes, they play recordings of his jokes. They always make me laugh. Dangerfield was great, & I think in the end, he *did* get respect.

Tammy

How very well put, Tammy.

 

[Kraig]

Re: \"I get no respect!\"

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over; nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home.

Some dog I got. We call him Egypt because in every room he leaves a pyramid. His favorite bone is in my arm. Last night he went on the paper four times - three of those times I was reading it.

I need to rewatch Caddyshack.

 

[Markas]

Re: \"I get no respect!\"

"When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through."