Its time to play Trek trivia!

[sassy]

you know trek has lots of "you just know what is going to happen next" parts.

1. you have some strange dude who u never saw b4, and the key thing u notice is ***HE HASN'T shaved***looking stressed and disheveled
so strange hasn't shaved dude is the captain of the enterprise

what does this tell u is going to happen next??

2. Some ppl are transporting down to the planet in the landing party, bones, spock, kirk, and 2 other ppl u have never seen...what happens to the 2 other ppl u have never seen on the planet?

 

[GShans]

2. THEY DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

new one to replace question 2: Romulan BoP decloaks off the port bow of the Ent-D with weapons charged, what happens next?

 

[PsionTen]

The Romulans insult the Federation, make several threats, and generally act all pissed-off at the world.

 

[sassy]

hey ya'll are pretty smart! LOL

ok the *NOT SHAVEN LOOK* should have given u the clue that he is crazy.

 

[GShans]

The Romulans insult the Federation, make several threats, and generally act all pissed-off at the world.

correct.

alright, who's next with a question?

 

[jnk5y]

There is a hot alien woman. What will the captain do to her?

 

[GShans]

well that all depends, now doesn't it.

Kirk: well, he'll be needing another set of bedcovers...

Picard: he'll bore her talking about old books and music or archeology...

Sisko: Make a pass or two but make sure it doesn't go anywhere, while they have some of his home-made cajun food...

Janeway: Remind Chakotay not to sack her until after a medical scan is done...

Archer: talk about his "great" ship and Earth...

 

[jnk5y]

Good answer Gshans. This is a TNG question - The crew want to help a race but it goes against the prime directive. What do they do?

 

[jnk5y]

Good answer Gshans. This is a TNG question - The crew want to help a race but it goes against the prime directive. What do they do?

 

[B5_Obsessed]

TNG: Hold a meeting, retire to the Holodeck, give a speech about ideals, and leave without breaking the Prime Directive.

TOS: Break the f***er!

 

[sassy]

you forgot to say, and hijack the enterprise! LOL

 

[B5_Obsessed]

They weren't breaking the Prime Directive in that case, just violating a Starfleet quarantine of the Genesis Planet.

God, I'm a geek.

 

[jnk5y]

My answer would have been either modify a few people to look like the aliens and help them out or bring them to the holodeck without them knowing it and transport them to a safer location. I think once they actually did both - Warf and his brother.

 

[Lyta]

Warf and his brother

I'm sorry but whenever I see his name misspelled like this I get an image of a pier out on the water (a wharf).

 

[jnk5y]

is it Worf? or Woof?

 

[Lyta]

Woof! I think he would make a good dog.

 

[jnk5y]

Ha five points to who can name the kind of pet Worf had as a child. It was in an episode where they see illusions.

 

[Lyta]

Well, I have an image of it in my head but I had to Google it to remember what the name of it was (a Targ).

Now, what can I use my points for?

 

[Morden]

Use your points for some Trek Analogies.

Everyone knows how this goes. Dog : Puppy :: Cat : Kitten
Also, this oughta greatly increase your SAT scores, Seniors.

Picard : "I don't have kids" :: Kirk : "Kids? I have millions"

Janeway and Archer : Stupid Trek shows :: Kirk : Stupid Priceline.com commercials

Harry Kim : Can't get promoted :: Wesley Crusher : Can't get laid

Main Characters : They all become Admirals in future alternate realities :: Main actors : all become jobless after Star Trek

Kirk : Lost his son on Genesis to Klingon bastards :: Picard : Lost his "Genesis Torpedo" because he never used it

 

[jnk5y]

For 5 points we have a large bag of pride. Or you can buy 5 small bags.