Ninja_Squirrel
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Playing Devil\'s Advocate to Test Our Argument
I don't know if this is a risky road, but let's play devil's advocate for a minute. Let's say hypothetically that re-casting is inevitable even if letters and B5 Bucks have to get shipped into L.A. using super mega barges...
Is there anyone among "name" actors who could play these roles? As many excellent actors as there are, I'm still having trouble imagining any of them in B5 roles. So, I haven't given up hope. I'm just wondering if we're firm enough in our positions that we can poke holes in all possibilities that roles could be successfully re-cast.
For instance, Ian McKellan would have the right spirit and vocal quality for G'Kar, but the physique would be too different as would the introduction of the British accent.
Off the top of my head, and also using my DVD collection for inspiration, here are some "name" actors and actresses:
Sean Astin
Sean Bean
Orlando Bloom
Matthew Broderick
Pierce Brosnan
Michael Caine
Jim Carrey (ughh)
Kevin Costner
Tom Cruise (ughh)
Matt Damon
Michael Douglas
David Duchovny
Laurence Fishburne
Harrison Ford
Morgan Freeman
Mel Gibson
Mark Hamill
Tom Hanks
Ian Holm
Anthony Hopkins
Denis Leary
Heath Ledger
Christopher Lee
Tobey Maguire
Viggo Mortensen
Paul Newman
Edward Norton
Joe Pantoliano
Keanu Reaves
John Rhys-Davies
Tim Robbins
Andy Serkis
Martin Sheen (he has done B5 before)
Patrick Stewart (now wouldn't that be weird)
Hugo Weaving
Billy Dee Williams (hey, it worked for Star Wars)
Bruce Willis
Elijah Wood
Annette Bening
Cate Blanchett
Minnie Driver
Kirsten Dunst
Jennifer Garner
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Allyson Hannigan
Famke Jansen
Diane Lane
Carrie-Anne Moss
Natalie Portman
Julia Roberts
Rene Russo
Liv Tyler
Reese Witherspoon
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Okay, any possibilities so far?
Sheridan: Costner, counterproductive to revenue; Harrison Ford, getting too old; Viggo Mortensen, too many obvious Sheridan/Aragorn parallels; Michael Douglas, not too bad, but also getting too old???, not the science fiction type
Ivanova: Minnie Driver, not enough spunk; Famke, probably too young; Carrie-Anne Moss, too slick and edgy; Liv Tyler, too soft-spoken; Zeta-Jones, eh, don't know, just not right somehow
Garibaldi: Joe Pantoliano, tooo Italian; Bruce Willis, this one's tough, there are similarities
Delenn: uh, yeah, I got nothin'
Londo: Tom Hanks, got the Euro-ish accent from The Terminal but not enough of a dark side
G'Kar: Martin Sheen, not strong enough facial expressions to emote through the make-up
Galen: Micheal Caine, wrong voice; Ian Holm, too old and too "nice", Anthony Hopkins, just too old; Patrick Stewart, not stern enough
Lochley: I don't know, same lousy choices as for Ivanova, I guess
Zack: Denis Leary, hmmm, too edgy, maybe even too self-confident
Lyta: Allyson Hannigan, ah, red hair, but that's about it
Lennier: Mark Hamill, face is too messed up from that auto accident he had between Ep. IV and V
Vir: Matthew Broderick, Tom Hanks, Jim Carrey, Andy Serkis??? Can't describe it, but none of them are quite right; Woody Allen, now that would just be way too freaky, also, too much stuttering, not enough heart, also not the serious science fiction type
Corwin: Elijah Wood, Keanu Reeves, Matt Damon???
Okay, "name" actors, even if they're lesser "name" actors than some of my examples, just won't work. In a story with lesser characters you could possibly get away with it. But B5 *is* the characters.
Re-cast Andromeda, re-cast Seaquest, re-cast Earth Final Conflict. But how could a person with a mind and a soul put someone other than Mira Furlan in the Delenn make-up and still look at themselves in the mirror? How could you plop any Brit into the role of Galen or any ole brunette into the role of Ivanova and still shake your pastor's hand Sunday morning? How could a person cast anyone other than Peter Jurasik as Londo and still look their kids in the eyes every night when they tuck them in? And most importantly, how, how could a person cast anyone other than Andreas Katsulas as G'Kar and still call themselves an upright, sentient primate, I mean, seriously, who the #@!! would they get?
Maybe the human race really is in trouble.
I don't know if this is a risky road, but let's play devil's advocate for a minute. Let's say hypothetically that re-casting is inevitable even if letters and B5 Bucks have to get shipped into L.A. using super mega barges...
Is there anyone among "name" actors who could play these roles? As many excellent actors as there are, I'm still having trouble imagining any of them in B5 roles. So, I haven't given up hope. I'm just wondering if we're firm enough in our positions that we can poke holes in all possibilities that roles could be successfully re-cast.
For instance, Ian McKellan would have the right spirit and vocal quality for G'Kar, but the physique would be too different as would the introduction of the British accent.
Off the top of my head, and also using my DVD collection for inspiration, here are some "name" actors and actresses:
Sean Astin
Sean Bean
Orlando Bloom
Matthew Broderick
Pierce Brosnan
Michael Caine
Jim Carrey (ughh)
Kevin Costner
Tom Cruise (ughh)
Matt Damon
Michael Douglas
David Duchovny
Laurence Fishburne
Harrison Ford
Morgan Freeman
Mel Gibson
Mark Hamill
Tom Hanks
Ian Holm
Anthony Hopkins
Denis Leary
Heath Ledger
Christopher Lee
Tobey Maguire
Viggo Mortensen
Paul Newman
Edward Norton
Joe Pantoliano
Keanu Reaves
John Rhys-Davies
Tim Robbins
Andy Serkis
Martin Sheen (he has done B5 before)
Patrick Stewart (now wouldn't that be weird)
Hugo Weaving
Billy Dee Williams (hey, it worked for Star Wars)
Bruce Willis
Elijah Wood
Annette Bening
Cate Blanchett
Minnie Driver
Kirsten Dunst
Jennifer Garner
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Allyson Hannigan
Famke Jansen
Diane Lane
Carrie-Anne Moss
Natalie Portman
Julia Roberts
Rene Russo
Liv Tyler
Reese Witherspoon
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Okay, any possibilities so far?
Sheridan: Costner, counterproductive to revenue; Harrison Ford, getting too old; Viggo Mortensen, too many obvious Sheridan/Aragorn parallels; Michael Douglas, not too bad, but also getting too old???, not the science fiction type
Ivanova: Minnie Driver, not enough spunk; Famke, probably too young; Carrie-Anne Moss, too slick and edgy; Liv Tyler, too soft-spoken; Zeta-Jones, eh, don't know, just not right somehow
Garibaldi: Joe Pantoliano, tooo Italian; Bruce Willis, this one's tough, there are similarities
Delenn: uh, yeah, I got nothin'
Londo: Tom Hanks, got the Euro-ish accent from The Terminal but not enough of a dark side
G'Kar: Martin Sheen, not strong enough facial expressions to emote through the make-up
Galen: Micheal Caine, wrong voice; Ian Holm, too old and too "nice", Anthony Hopkins, just too old; Patrick Stewart, not stern enough
Lochley: I don't know, same lousy choices as for Ivanova, I guess
Zack: Denis Leary, hmmm, too edgy, maybe even too self-confident
Lyta: Allyson Hannigan, ah, red hair, but that's about it
Lennier: Mark Hamill, face is too messed up from that auto accident he had between Ep. IV and V
Vir: Matthew Broderick, Tom Hanks, Jim Carrey, Andy Serkis??? Can't describe it, but none of them are quite right; Woody Allen, now that would just be way too freaky, also, too much stuttering, not enough heart, also not the serious science fiction type
Corwin: Elijah Wood, Keanu Reeves, Matt Damon???
Okay, "name" actors, even if they're lesser "name" actors than some of my examples, just won't work. In a story with lesser characters you could possibly get away with it. But B5 *is* the characters.
Re-cast Andromeda, re-cast Seaquest, re-cast Earth Final Conflict. But how could a person with a mind and a soul put someone other than Mira Furlan in the Delenn make-up and still look at themselves in the mirror? How could you plop any Brit into the role of Galen or any ole brunette into the role of Ivanova and still shake your pastor's hand Sunday morning? How could a person cast anyone other than Peter Jurasik as Londo and still look their kids in the eyes every night when they tuck them in? And most importantly, how, how could a person cast anyone other than Andreas Katsulas as G'Kar and still call themselves an upright, sentient primate, I mean, seriously, who the #@!! would they get?
Maybe the human race really is in trouble.