Songs that will drive Londo Insane:

[bakana]

We all know how Londo feels about the Hokey Pokey.

How about sending him some of the Other dozens of songs guaranteed to drive him up the wall.

Like:

This old man, he played one,
He played knick knack on my drum.

With a knick knack, paddy whack,
Singing all along,
This old man came marching on!


Waddaya Think? Should steam be coming out of Londo's ears about now??

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Yes, I like cats too.
Shall we exchange Recipes?

 

[Citizen V]

It's A Small Wold After All is a must for inclusion.

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"The war is never completely won. There are always new battles to be fought against the Darkness. Only the names change."

 

[Cern]

Anything by Beck.

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Marcus, "Well They said I was carrying around a lot of repressed anger.
Lennier, "and?"
Marcus, "I'm not repressed anymore."

 

[Galahad]

How about

1 2 3 4 5 once I caught a Fish alive
6 7 8 9 10 then I threw it back again.

Or Father Abraham had many sons?

Or I am the Very Model of a Modern ajor General.

Or (Corn alert)

Narn Narn Narn Narn Narn Narn Hey Goodbye


Make Londo watch endless episodes of the Clangers!!!!!!


Or the Magic Roundabout!!!!

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"We Live for the One. We die for the One!"

 

[Galahad]

Actually the proper words to this old man are:

This old man he played one he played nik nak on my drum

CHORUS:
With a nik nak paddy whack give the dog a bone this old man came rolling home.

This old man he played two he played nik nak on my shoe

CHORUS

This old man he played three he played nik nak on my knee

CHORUS

This old man he played four he played nik nak on my door

CHORUS

This old man he played five he played nik nak on my hive

CHORUS

This old man he played six he played nik nak on my sticks

CHORUS

This old man he played seven he played nik nak up in heaven

CHORUS

This old man he played eight he played nik nak on my gate

CHORUS

This old man he played nine he played nick nak on my line

CHORUS

This old man he played ten he played nik nak in my den

CHORUS!

Actually a bit rusty on 5 and 9, but those were my best guesses.

What a strange old man he was!

How about the twelve days of Christmas?

10 Green Bottles?

In Britain it's the Hokey Cokey not Pokey and Londo's version is heavily cut down, probably because it was too annoying for him!

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"We Live for the One. We die for the One!"

 

[coldsoup753]

Did you know the hokey pokey is about taking a hot bath?

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Faith Manages

 

[**DONOTDELETE**]

Ar-Ri-Rang:

A Korean folk song guaranteed to drive any Korean nuts. Hence, it will only take first verse before Londo goes off the deep end.

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"So where does the power come from to see the race to its end? It comes from within."

 

[hypatia]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by coldsoup753:
Did you know the hokey pokey is about taking a hot bath?

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Really?I would never ever have guessed that!
Besides, I'd think turning yourself about in a bathroom could be dangerous for an uncoordinated youth. Too easy to slip!

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"Why not? Only 1 Human captain has ever survived battle with the Minbari fleet. He is behind me, you are in front of me. If you value your lives, be somewhere else."

[This message has been edited by hypatia (edited June 20, 2001).]

 

[terrytvgal]

Gotta include "who let the dogs out?" God that thing is annoying...

What about anything--when sung by Michael Bolton?

One potato, 2 potatoe...




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The avalance has already started. It is too late for the pebbles to vote.

 

[SwiftBiscuit]

Quite how this is a discussion of B5 is beyond me!

Moving to the Padded Walls forum...
...Ah. We don't have one of those.

Moving to Fun forum...