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What will the questions be?

What did I do to deserve this?

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"Gideon says we all have things to hide."
"Does he? How unfortunate, I was hoping he'd come further than that. Well not that it isn't true of course, it's just that one simply doesn't have to say it."
 
Do you know the Muffin Man?

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Bus
"Authorities say the phony pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and increadibly foul mouth." Kent Brockman
 
What time is it?

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Bus
"Authorities say the phony pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and increadibly foul mouth." Kent Brockman
 
When are you going to leave?

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"It's animal magnetism. What can I say."
 
Do you have any Grey Poupon?

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Sheridan: Are you trying to cheer me up?
Ivanova: No sir, wouldn't dream of it.
Sheridan: Good, I hate being cheered up. It's depressing.
Ivanova: So in that case we're all going to die horrible, painful, lingering deaths.
Sheridan: Thank you, I feel so much better now.
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jimmy:
African or European??

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How is it you know so much about swallows?

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Marcus, "Well They said I was carrying around a lot of repressed anger.
Lennier, "and?"
Marcus, "I'm not repressed anymore."
 
Will you be home for dinner?

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"It's animal magnetism. What can I say."
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cern:
How is it you know so much about swallows?
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I don't rightly know ...

Pause

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

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"Personal journal, Captain Matthew Gideon, continue. It's now three days since our visitors arrived on behalf of Earthgov's Political Affairs Office. There is apparently some concern with how our work here is being perceived back home. They've been assigned to "help" us. Before their tour is finished, I may have to kill them. Assuming, Lt. Matheson doesn't beat me to it."
 
It doesn't matter where he holds it - it's a simple matter of wieght ratios. A six ounce swallow cannot carry a 1 pound coconut!
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-Devin Barber
 
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

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Not many fishes left in the sea. Not many fishes, just Londo and me.
 
Where's my laundry?

Does Your Bubblegum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight?

Why do you want to be a lumberjack?
Why don't you like Spam?
Why did you sell me this dead parrot?
Is this a cheese shop? How do you explain the logic of having no cheese?

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"What's up, Drakh?"

Michael Garibaldi
 
"It's the finest cheese shop in the district."
"And how have you come to that conclusion?"
"Well, it's very clean, sir."
"Yes, it's certainly uncontaminatd by cheese."

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"You do not make history. You can only hope to survive it."
 
Can you see my Shadow? I left him behind on Z'ha'dum and now I can't find him...

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Channe, Freelance Writer Extraordinaire and The Next JMS
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B5 Synchroninity of the Day: I just found out that the new dorm I'm living in next year has been named Breen Hall.
 
Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot?
Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?

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Not many fishes left in the sea. Not many fishes, just Londo and me.
 
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by channe:
Can you see my Shadow? I left him behind on Z'ha'dum and now I can't find him...

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Very funny channe!
But Z'Ha'dum is gone now so we will never know will we.....
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Sheridan to Bester:
And I could nail your head to the table, set fire to it, and feed your charred remains to the Pak'ma'ra.
 
Is a turtle without a shell naked or homeless?

Why do you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?

Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Why is a women's prison called a penal colony?


(That should do it for 5 seasons.
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"The war is never completely won. There are always new battles to be fought against the Darkness. Only the names change."--Delenn
 

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