(there's been a season - it's about time for this)
...you drool over beat-up, battered, 15-year-old Land Rovers
...you pick up your best friend's cell phone and scream "Traitor!!"
...you refuse to believe that you have a last name
...you suddenly begin to hoard batteries in your file cabinet (or, better yet, bury them in your backyard so those nasty Burners can't find them)
....you check all the nursing homes in Virginia for your long-lost father
...you walk into the lingerie section at K-Mart and have a heart attack because it is so beautiful
...you drool over beat-up, battered, 15-year-old Land Rovers
...you pick up your best friend's cell phone and scream "Traitor!!"
...you refuse to believe that you have a last name
...you suddenly begin to hoard batteries in your file cabinet (or, better yet, bury them in your backyard so those nasty Burners can't find them)
....you check all the nursing homes in Virginia for your long-lost father
...you walk into the lingerie section at K-Mart and have a heart attack because it is so beautiful