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What size(s)?
I'm sure the reason was almost as good as the time I went to K-Mart and bought the largest Cheap Bra (48DDD) they had in stock and 30 pair of the cheapest Panty Hose (any size was OK).
At the time I was working in a Bar.
Operating the spotlight for the floor show.
The entertainer did a lot of "Audience Participation" comedy schticks.
The panty hose (25 cents a pair on sale) were "prizes" to persuade the women in the audience to participte.
Or, even more often, force their Date/Husband to participate.
You'd be Amazed at some of the things a woman will do for a free pair of Panty Hose.
Especially after half a dozen drinks.
Working in the Right bar can be Very Educational.
Like the couple who had sex on a barstool 3 feet in front of me one night.
And there I was with a 1000 Watt spotlight...
Or the guy who used to walk in, order a beer and strip off every stich of clothes while he stood at the bar drinking it.
The amazing part was how many times he did this without anyone ever saying a single word.
Those who noticed pretended Not to notice.
Most Didn't notice.
It says something about how self centered many people are.
The owner said not to bother him unless someone complained.
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