Hello! Newbie here! I thought I'd chime in with a few of my favorite quotes while we're at it.
This one from "Grail" always amused the heck out of me:
"Well, Your Honor, a few days later, my great-gradfather Amos came back into town and told everyone he'd been taken away on this ship by ailens. See, they held him for two days doing experiments - they were sticking him needles and they were flashing lights--"
"Uh, to the point please, Mr. Flinn?"
"I was just getting there, Your Honor. Everybody figured he was a little nuts, you know what I mean? He couldn't get a job. His children were shut out from everybody in town. Nobody believed him. And that's why I'm here today, Your Honor. We went through their archives. We found proof that his great-grandfather abducted my great-grandfather and just took him away in a space ship. Frankly, Your Honor, we want damages!"
Aliens, beware the future, right?
Also:
"If you are going to kill me, then do so. Otherwise, I have considerable work to do." - Lennier
Susan: If I live through this job without completely losing my mind, it will be a miracle of Biblical proportions.
Lt. Corwin: Well, there goes my faith in the Almighty.
And since no one has listed the whole, Marcus, life is unfair, quote:
"You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."
So true... so, so true. /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
Since I'm quoting Marcus, here's a few more for good measure. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif
"It's a Minbari fighting pike several hundred years old. You're just jealous because you don't have one. Bad case of pikal envy if you ask me."
"Oh bugger, now I have to wait for someone to wake up."
"Well they said I was carrying around a lot of repressed anger..."
"...and?"
"I'm not repressed anymore."
"Sector 97 by 20 by 42. At least a dozen ships have reported seeing something rather god-like in the area. And since neither you nor I were there, it must be one of the first ones."
Marcus: Just my luck. First time in my life, I'm a war hero and nobody knows about it. And worst of all, I'm married to you.
Stephen: Well, that's not my idea.
Marcus: Oh, you say that now. Tell that to your mother. She never stopped calling about it. 'So, when's the big day? I've got to pick out patterns. Your father isn't going to live forever.' And on and on and on...
And, finally:
Marcus (singing): I am the very model of a modern major general. I've information, vegetable, animal or mineral. I know the kings of England and I quote the fact historical, from Marathon to Waterloo in order categorical...
Cheers! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif